the evil troll Kyubey decided enough was enough
"pitifull mortals, ill show you all" he shouted
as the worked tirelessly on the ultimate superweapon

soon his great work was complete
"they said it was imposible, they called me mad!!!! but they will see, they will all see!!!"
as the swich was thrown, and thus the world froze, all the simulation engines reached 100% cpu and glowed hot from the evil wrought on the world

the noobs cried
"Please! stop Kyubegedon!"

and a white knight in shining armor came on the winds of shadowes
and soon the doomsday device was no more...
and thats too many and's