Zenith weapon tests started in Chile

US spying agency NASA today confirmed the existance of what they describe to be a "[..] meteor controller capable of manipulating the orbit of celestial bodies (see Near-Earth objects) on a scale much larger than what generic rocket engines of our time could achieve.", adding that "although moving the area of impact north or south will be impossible due to reliance on Earth's orbital direction [..] timing as well as east-west accuracy are hampered by Earth rotation, this device would have the means to bombard Earth in the near future".



Source: http://apod.nasa.gov/apod/ap131201.html


Update: Additional investigation by inspectors of the National Armageddon Spying Agency (NASA) just recently revealed further facts about this construction. According to an official report it is the first successful attemt at controlling weather on a grand scale.

Very nice Skasi. I'm interested to see who'll fail.

And we haz shields to:D

Oh boy, you'd be surprised:

http://xkcd.com/1294/

Look up the ticked names if you don't believe it.

If you read the article carefully, it talks about creating artificial stars in the upper atmosphere. Clearly, the zenith thing is a red herring, to distract us from the true nature of the coming Period of Heavy Bombardment.

I think "artificial star" is a bad term that leads to confusion for layman. More about this: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lidar and https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Laser_guide_star

we need fleas