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Field
Marshal
Andes>
OK
commander.
You're
here
to
learn
the
four
rules
of
working
with
your
team.
They
are
-
Expand,
Raid,
Don't
Porc,
Don't
suicide!
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AI
Marshal
Andes>
Welcome
commander.
My
instructions
are
to
demonstrate
for
you
the
four
principles
of
team
operations.
The
principles
are
as
follows
-
Expand,
Raid,
Don't
Porc,
Don't
suicide!
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Take
a
look
at
Private
Nopan
over
here.
He's
trying
to
make
units,
but
he
didn't
capture
the
metal
spots
nearby.
You
need
metal
to
make
units!
Private
Nopan
has
too
few
mexes,
he
DIDN'T
EXPAND!
So
now
this
fools
team
will
fail!
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Let
us
examine
Private
Nopan's
operations.
He
is
attempting
to
make
units,
but
he
has
failed
to
immediately
cap
the
metal
spots
nearby.
Metal
is
required
for
units.
Private
Nopan
DIDN'T
EXPAND
and
capture
mexes
quickly!
So
now
his
team
faces
failure!
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** Nopan's base explodes to illustrate this point.
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** Nopan's base explodes to illustrate this point.
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Here
is
Private
Dairr.
Look
at
her
lazy
ass
units
sitting
around!
They
ought
to
be
attacking
and
trying
to
destroy
the
enemy's
economy.
So
now
the
enemy's
economy
is
better
than
hers.
She
DIDN'T
RAID!!!
Now
her
team
is
toast.
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Next
let
us
view
Private
Dairr.
Her
units
are
lazy
and
idle!
The
enemy
can
build
up
its
economy
without
any
threat.
Idle
units
should
be
raiding
and
destroying
the
economy.
But
she
DIDN'T
RAID!!!
Her
enemies
will
win.
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*Boom
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*Boom
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Private
Porky
thinks
he's
tough
because
he's
building
a
big
ass
fortress.
But
a
fortress
don't
move
so
ain't
nobody
scared
of
a
fortress!
He
thinks
he's
a
porcupine
with
all
this
porc,
but
he
ain't
nothing
but
a
fool
who
forgot
the
rule
-
DON'T
PORC!
Private
Porky
is
history.
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Private
Porky
has
spent
his
metal
building
a
fortress.
However
a
fortress
poses
no
threat
and
controls
few
metal
extractors!
He
will
be
overwhelmed
by
better
economies
that
controlled
more
territory.
He
forget
-
DON'T
PORC!
And
now
he
will
die.
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*While talking gradually more artillery attack Porky's base. Finally tac nuke boom!
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*While talking gradually more artillery attack Porky's base. Finally tac nuke boom!
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Private
Emmmo
is
trying.
.
.
but
he's
still
a
screw-up
like
the
rest
of
these
privates.
He's
sending
his
units
one
and
a
time
to
be
killed,
rather
than
using
a
group
to
overwhelm
the
enemy.
If
you
pointlessly
send
units
to
die,
your
metal
is
gonna
get
wasted,
and
the
enemy
is
gonna
take
that
metal
from
the
wrecks
and
use
it
against
you.
So,
Emmo's
team
is
dust.
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Private
Emmmo
is
trying
to
his
team.
.
.
but
his
efforts
are
suboptimal.
He's
sending
his
units
one
and
a
time
to
be
killed,
rather
than
using
a
group
to
overwhelm
the
enemy.
Sending
units
to
die
one
at
a
time
simply
gives
your
metal
to
the
enemy.
DON'T
SEND
UNITS
TO
SUICIDE.
Private
Emmo's
efforts
are
wasted.
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*Kaboom
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*Kaboom
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If
you
wanna
be
in
my
team,
commander,
you're
going
to
do
it
right.
You're
going
to
drop
your
factory
and
start
making
units
right
away.
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To
achieve
team
operational
status,
commander,
please
adopt
optimum
performance
measures.
Deploy
your
factory
and
start
making
units
right
away.
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*Give factory and one LLT.
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*Give factory and one LLT.
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You're
going
to
raid
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Raid
as
soon
as
you
can.
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*Give 5 glaives
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*Give 5 glaives
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You're
going
to
expand!
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Expand
and
capture
metal
spots!
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*Give two constructor. Constructors begins to walk off
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*Give two constructor. Constructors begins to walk off
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You're
not
going
to
make
useless
porc
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Do
not
waste
metal
on
heavy
defences
in
your
start
location.
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*Nearby DDM self destruct
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*Nearby DDM self destruct
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Do not waste your metal on unneccessary Caretakers and Storages!
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You're not going to waste your metal on Caretakers and Storages!
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*Blowup a line of excess Caretakers and storage, leaving one nano only.
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*Blowup a line of excess Caretakers and storage, leaving one nano only.
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And
you're
not
going
to
suicide
your
units.
You're
going
to
face
these
three
suckers.
.
.
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And
please
do
not
suicide
your
units.
You
must
apply
this
now
to
face
three
opponents,
to
prove
your
Team
capabilities.
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*Three enemy CAI and two ally CAI spawn
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*Three enemy CAI and two ally CAI spawn
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CAI
says
"Human
Commander
Ada
identified!"
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CAI
says
"Human
Commander
Ada
identified!
Destroy!"
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.
.
.
And
you're
gonna
win.
No
excuses
now
-
expand,
raid,
don't
porc,
dont
suicide!
Now
get
out
there
and
crush
em,
commander.
That's
an
order!
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.
.
.
Good
luck
commander!
And
remember
-
expand,
raid,
don't
porc,
dont
suicide!
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EDIT> Text updated
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EDIT> Text updated
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