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Hah, I just got off playing on my latest fortress when I saw this topic.
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Hah, I just got off playing on my latest fortress when I saw this topic.
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I've bought a Tigerman and a Hippo off the Elves today. I'm hoping I can train the Hippo in the art of war with the latest update regarding training animals.
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I've bought a Tigerman and a Hippo off the Elves today. I'm hoping I can train the Hippo in the art of war with the latest update regarding training animals.
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If not, I'll begin breeding a horde of puppies to later become the meatshields of my military. I've begun to receive Goblin 'Nappers (They kidnap children) and Kobold thieves recently, which means I'll have to get some traps set up, or else I'll be completely unprepared for any ambushes that might come in a year or so.
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If not, I'll begin breeding a horde of puppies to later become the meatshields of my military. I've begun to receive Goblin 'Nappers (They kidnap children) and Kobold thieves recently, which means I'll have to get some traps set up, or else I'll be completely unprepared for any ambushes that might come in a year or so.
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Other than that, not bad. I've only had one death. A dwarf was struck with a mood. He demanded glass, which I didn't have, so he slowly began to go crazy.
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Other than that, not bad. I've only had one death. A dwarf was struck with a mood. He demanded glass, which I didn't have, so he slowly began to go crazy.
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After
walling
him
in
and
placing
a
heap
of
guard
dogs,
in
case
he
goes
berserk
and
started
punching
people.
But
fortunately,
he
went
stark
raving
mad
instead.
Which
means
he
stripped
down
naked
and
ran
around
the
fortress
until
he
starved
to
death.
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After
walling
him
in
and
placing
a
heap
of
guard
dogs,
in
case
he
goes
berserk
and
started
punching
people,
I
sat
and
waited.
Fortunately,
he
went
stark
raving
mad
instead.
Which
means
he
stripped
down
naked
and
ran
around
the
fortress
until
he
fell
over
dead
by
starvation.
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"My husband went insane and died! Oooh, shiny Legendary dining room."
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"My husband went insane and died! Oooh, shiny Legendary dining room."
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Oh, and what did I trade for the mighty fine animals and food from the elves? Mugs. Mass-produced, identical, low-quality mugs.
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Oh, and what did I trade for the mighty fine animals and food from the elves? Mugs. Mass-produced, identical, low-quality mugs.
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You bring fine treasure, you say? Here, have a thousand stone mugs in return.
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You bring fine treasure, you say? Here, have a thousand stone mugs in return.
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DF