He’s the trollman
He`s the trollman
Everybody blunders one way or another
So check out his message to you
As a matter of fact don't let nothin' hold you back
If the trollman can do it so can you
Everybody's sayin' that the Trollman fails
But isn`t ever trolling when he wins
But what you don't know I'm gonna tell you right now
That the trolling and the win is the same thing
Woo! He`s the trollman
Why should we be pleasin' all the boring porcer heatens
Who would try to take out all mobiles if they could?
The state of the condition insults my intuitions
And it only makes me crazy and my heart like slood*
Everybody blunders one way or another
So check out his message to you
As a matter of fact don't let nothin' hold you back
If the trollman can do it so can you
I see you all ask `bout the method to win
Well he`s the professor and all he will tell you is
The trollmann seeks not to please anyone
He plays for the win, he plays for the fun
He`s taking the risk while you`re building a farm
So don`t sit there a-weezing,
Step up to the front and push the attack
And if you`re somehow being pushed back
Don`t limit yourself to the idea you had at the start
Just try something new
Build something different go for the flank or round the back
He`s the trollman, repeat after he:
It`s a trololo, trololo, trlololoo …lonely world
when a team acts like a bunch of cats in a bag
Each worrying about his little base and hanging back
Everybody blunders one way or another
So check out his message to you
As a matter of fact don't let nothin' hold you back
If the trollman can do it so can you
He`s the trollman, repeat after he:
It`s a trololo, trololo, trlololo FTW world
When a team acts like a whole,
each takes on a role
and together expand and attack
Everybody blunders one way or another
So check out his message to you
As a matter of fact don't let nothin' hold you back
If the trolls can work together so can you!
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http://discworld.wikia.com/wiki/Slood
