Clearly you have hacked into their systems to avoid them from building an army by manipulation their screen to show a coca-cola bottle every 25th frame or so, causing them to grow thirsty and not think of defense enought due to mentally inflicted dehydration!
That, or they were just n00bies (n00bies, not newbies, newbies don't yell OMFG CHEATS!)
This thread is now about DEFINITION AND UNDERSTANDING of the MENTAL CAPABILITIES of N00bie Players, so that we may get to grip with reality and learn to love them.
N00bie players fail to understand that they are not allmighty, they have a personality disorder which causes them to experience the feeling that they need to be best at anything, if they are not, they feel unhappy.