Nubs roasting over an open fire;
Trolls ripping at your base;
Same bullshit tactic used once more;
And nubs instantly resigning galore;
Everybody knows turkish and some trolling;
Help to make the lulz just right;
Tiny nubs with their lights snuffed out;
Will find it hard to muster a counter;

They know that resign's on his way;
He's loaded lots of Scallops and Wubbiors in his Valkyries;
And everybody will watch;
To see if newbies really can die any faster;

So I'm offering this simple phrase;
To newbies from level one to ninety-two;
Although it's been said many times, many ways
Merry resignmas, to you!